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    Big Balls...

    Wow.. Very Funny from Lindsey Voreis but watch to the end.. what a nasty crash....

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    May 23, 2010 — Three ladies got together to film a movie for the Bend Bicycle Film Festival. Things went horribly wrong when the prop got sucked into the rear wheel of our true heroine and she was catapulted down a gap/drop thingy. She always makes this particular jump, but not on the day her BigBalls got stuck and sent her flying, breaking her left arm, dislocating her left wrist and breaking her right thumb... OUCH. I have to say, it was a collective DUMB decision we made about thinking the balls would bounce off the bike and not get caught. DUMB.

    This double feature infomercial/video won audience favorite at the Bend Bicycle Film Festival in Bend, Oregon! Thanks everyone! - Lindsey Voreis



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    hahaha love it!

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    Love it, my cousin might need some of those!!
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    you just can't fake big balls, I guess.
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    But what about the crash??? That looked horrid...

    and yes big balls... no substitute for those..


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    Yeah bad crash, but its overcome by the awesomeness of the big balls.
    It was cool that they were able to work that crash right in with a second commercial of sorts.
    And it was even funnier the second time.
    Last edited by kjd19892; 05-28-2010 at 01:12 PM.
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    I think what those chicks really did was demonstrate that you don't need balls to be a badas$
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    Quote Originally Posted by graham722 View Post
    I think what those chicks really did was demonstrate that you don't need balls to be a badas$
    I think the lesson to be learned is: It aint easy carrying around big balls. And especially aint that easy to ride a bike with big balls.

    Every body thinks they want big balls. But it can to be a real burden sometimes. If you don't believe me just ask Thad.
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    Good one Chris... the crash was spectacular but at least she can laugh about it..
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